10 Second Rule May Not Apply

So, I have exciting news. Exciting for me, sad for you, my one or two readers. I put in my two weeker. That's right...well, it's not quite accurate. I actually 3 weeks left to work here and the Fulfillment of Trakk. One might even say, "my Trakk has been fulfilled." That's right Folk(s)! I am moving on to bigger and better things. I have accepted a position for this summer with a missions organization called World Changers. I'll be in Canada. The Good thing is that I may still be able to blog, I will just have to change the name of it from Smorgasbordom to Smorgas-busy-as-crap. Maybe I'll work on that.

Are you ready for a funny story? Ok.

So, I like to snack. My favorite snack, along with millions of other 2ND graders, is apple juice and peperidge farm's cheddar cheese filled cheese crackers. So dad-gum good. The apple juice does something with the weird cheesy paste in between the two orange crackers that makes my mouth dance with glee. Anyway, I started counting some inventory out in the far back corner of the warehouse. To be specific, I was counting DeMarcus Ware signed football helmets. Well, I was also opening a package of my favorite crackers and DROPPED ONE! Oh God of Israel who turns my ashes into beauty, WHY!? Well, there was no way in a million years I was going to apply the 10 second rule because of the vermin I have seen with my own two eyes out in that warehouse. I then proceeded to (out loud) hum the funeral song. It's ok, no one was around. As I bent over to pick it up and throw it away, I decided that it would be a brilliant waste of my time to conduct an experiment. I am going to leave the cracker on the floor in a mostly concealed area to see how long it will stay there until a RAT CARRIES IT OFF! Oh, sick. Sick and GENIUS!

I'll keep you updated...